I thought that I would share my extensive knowledge about endearing oneself to others with all of you out there in the internet. If you are out there, lonely, and hoping to find just one friend who will understand how special and amazing you really are, look no further. I have found that this quite simple approach works on people and animals alike. In no time they are laughing, hugging and kissing you. Works every time.
Psssst. Got a new camera!